Week 64: August 2-August 8, 2020

Look at that start-of-the-month dip in volume.

Just a tiny blip, then business as usual.
Emails
Total79
Biden23
Trump56

For all new readers: Welcome! I am currently on the mailing lists of Joe Biden and Donald Trump, though I have previously been on the mailing lists of 28 Democratic candidates! This blog breaks down recent emails with charts and excerpts. If you already know all of this, feel free to skip to the next chart!

It took some time for the Trump emails to kick in, so I started officially tracking his list on July 7. I have been tracking Biden’s for longer, but I will start comparing them as of July 7. All of these emails are going to a new email, and I have not donated, filled out surveys, signed petitions, or otherwise interacted with either candidate’s emails.

The rules I try to follow for the various categories are laid out in The Framework.

I think he’s trying to compensate for something.

Over the past week, Donald Trump sent me 56 emails, while Joe Biden only sent me 23.

That dip on Monday is obvious.

The busiest day for emails this past week was Thursday, with a total of 14 emails sent. However, Trump was regularly sending close to 9 emails every single day, while Biden was staying near his usual 3 emails.

I’m not surprised at the money hump.

It may surprise you that Trump has an email on Racial Injustice, but that is the broad term I use for discussing the unrest across the country, the protests and riots, and the police and armed forces retaliation. Once I say that, it suddenly isn’t so odd that Trump is talking about it, right?

There is TREMENDOUS lawlessness in America’s Liberal Cities.

The Left is calling the Anarchists BURNING Portland “peaceful protestors,” and celebrating as ANTIFA THUGS topple our monuments and assault our great police officers - the Democrats are OUT OF CONTROL!

It would be so easy to stop, but the Democrats have a clouded vision of what should be done. They are indoctrinated with a philosophy which will never work - a philosophy which would DESTROY America.

We can’t let that happen, Amy. As your President, I will NEVER let that happen, but I can’t do it alone.
“Racial Injustice”

Biden, at least, has a wider view of things, looking at the upcoming National Convention, teasing his VP pick, and talking about ways I can help out or events I can attend.

Trump wants me to buy his love.

Or maybe he wants to bribe my love?

While Biden offered me a personalized ticket to the Democratic National Convention, Trump offered me signed hats, unsigned hats, hats in navy, and a personalized, beautiful, platinum membership card.

Trump offered me that platinum card for the first time yesterday evening.

He’s starting to forget things. Maybe he should retake that cognitive test.

I wish I could do a survey of Republicans and see if they’re reading these emails the same way I am.

Remember how Patrick Bonsignore was fretting about Trump’s massive Facebook ad buy earlier in the week? Yeah, yesterday, Biden’s team boasted about their historic ad buy, the size of which has never been done before. Guess Patrick’s plea really paid off (except that the order had been placed before he asked for the money… sigh.) But hey. Biden did wonder if I needed that cup of coffee or tea instead of defending democracy.

Trump wondered where I was, why I wasn’t on his lists, if I still cared about him and being a Patriot and hey, did I want a navy version of the iconic red Keep America Great hat?

No, actually. No I did not. I also don’t want his Freedom 2020 hat, which despite being at a HIGH SELLOUT RISK has not only not sold out, it’s restocked.

We have less than 800 of these iconic hats left, and once we run out we cannot guarantee they’ll be restocked.

Contribute at least $35 TODAY to get your limited-edition Freedom 2020 Hat.
August 2
OLD GLORY is to be revered, cherished, and flown high.

That’s why anytime I witness a player kneeling during the National Anthem, a sign of great disrespect for our Country and our Flag, the game is over for me.

I know that real Americans, like YOU, will ALWAYS stand up straight and tall for our magnificent Anthem. YOU are a true Patriot through and through, which is why when I saw our beautiful, limited-edition Freedom 2020 Hats, I just knew you had to have one.

I’ve been told we only have 200 left, but because you’ve been such a loyal supporter since day one, I’ve reserved one just for you.
August 4
We have less than 800 of these iconic hats left, and once we run out we cannot guarantee they’ll be restocked.

Contribute at least $35 TODAY to get your limited-edition Freedom 2020 Hat.
August 6 (and August 8)

What can I say? Money can’t buy class.

These numbers are my favorite numbers.

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